Saturday, 13 March 2021

Introduction

 

Over my shoulder, through the window behind me and out across the square, the clock on the tower of the old Shell House building read 4:30, its huge black hands plain and stark against its white face. The sounds of Cape Town in summertime drifted up through my window, the low-keyed hum of the tourists browsing through the trinket stalls in the square, and the clatter of hawkers’ crates and carts being pushed across its cobbled surface, their calls carrying far in the still hot air. African drums started throbbing in preparation for the daily show to the tourists in their brand new khaki safari outfits and broad-brimmed hats which were such a dead giveaway and a constant source of humour among the locals. If I had turned to take it all in I would have seen a workman on the roof of Shell House, which, although some distance away from me was almost at the height of my window, as he packed tools and materials from some maintenance job into a box and prepared to go home.

 In my own office the secretaries (who traditionally went home at this time) were stirring and the sound of their movements competed with the more distant sounds outside. A marimba started to play in the square, and then another, in harmony with the first, their liquid sounds joining sweetly with the harsher tone of the drums, and that music, together with the cooling air which floated up from the square as the heat of the day subsided, produced a sense of euphoria which did not heed the stressed atmosphere of an attorney’s office and washed right over it. There were many hours to sunset, but this was Cape Town in the summertime and do what you will, the ringing of the telephones competed with the rising sound outside. In that last half an hour of a conventional working day the atmosphere would change from workday to party time, whether we wanted that, or heeded it, or not.

 I wondered how many lawyers, be they wherever in the world, practiced in such a blessed atmosphere, and it was then that I resolved to write this book, because I had a tale worth the telling – no, many tales – and despite the slow atmosphere (Johannesburgers call Cape Town “Slaapstad”, meaning “sleepy town”, a nice Afrikaans rhyming joke with its Afrikaans name, “Kaapstad”), I resolved that over time I would allow those tales to accumulate, of their own accord as it were (only a Capetonian could conceive of such a thing) so that they would cover the length of my career, and me and my book would run shoulder-to-shoulder through life. And that’s pretty much what has happened. “I am writing a book …” I would start out in conversation, and I would be interrupted, “Yes, we’ve heard that one before!” – as indeed they had. The book was only intended to see the light of day at the end of my career, not before! But, well, if it gets to its end before then, well then – I shall write another …

YOSEF BEN AMI

One Monday morning in 2005 Rob’s call came through.

“Harry, I hope you can help – sorry” – he added as an afterthought – “it’s another problem case”.
Rob was an estate agent who always brought me his crap sales. The good ones went elsewhere.
“Sure!” The prospect of new work, however troublesome, was better than none – “what’s up?”
“I’ve got this buyer, he only speaks Hebrew – will you explain the contract to him? I’ll bring him to your office, but it’s urgent. When can you see him?”
“If it’s urgent, bring him now”
I finished up some immediate matters and made a few calls, and about forty-five minutes later Lianne buzzed me to say that Rob was in reception.
 
And there he was, with a weak-looking elderly man in tow. Before Rob could introduce us, the man’s sharp blue-grey eyes shot an enquiring glare at me from out under his bristling grey eyebrows:
“Who you?” he demanded, as if I needed to explain my presence. An Israeli alright, I thought.
“I’m the lawyer … ”
“What?” – deaf too …
“I’m the lawyer” I said, much louder, “and I’m going to help you with the contract … “
“What?”
Oh shit.
“Bring him through to the boardroom Rob. We’ll talk there” There were other people in the reception area, and there was no need to conduct this performance before an audience. It was going to be tricky enough anyway.
 
He followed the estate agent meekly enough down the passage to one of our consulting rooms and settled into a seat with some relief. In fact, he seemed exhausted.
 
We went through the getting-to-know you ritual again.
“This is Yosef” Rob announced loudly (possibly forgetting momentarily who the deaf one was), gesturing to the old man, and then turning to Yosef, “This is Mister Feinstein,” gesturing towards me, “He’s going to help us with the contract”. Yosef grunted to indicate understanding and proffered a limp hand.
 
And they’re off, I thought, as if commenting on a horse race.
 
Rob produced a crumpled Deed of Sale and smoothed it out on the table in front of Yosef. Yosef ignored the paper. He was studying my face. What was he looking for?
 
Now it was over to me. So I skimmed through the contract, a little annoyed that Rob hadn’t faxed it through to me before he arrived, and acquainted myself with the terms. Oh G-d, I thought, I recognise the seller’s name – he’s a German who also owns property in my own block of flats. Well, he’s not my client, so let’s press on. Broken Hebrew here we come. I started off in that language, or as close thereto as possible under the circumstances.
 
“Do you know what this contract is for?” I shouted in his face. He was still staring at me as if he was puzzled as to how I had got into his office. “This is for you – I was battling to find the words – for you to buy the flat – the flat in Costa Brava!”
- Grunt
Slowly he lowered his eyes to the paper. His face was totally devoid of understanding, but the name of the block of flats provoked a glimmer of recognition.
- Grunt. He reached under his shirt and produced a money belt. When I looked into his face, he was staring at me again.
“How much?” he demanded, slowly unzipping the belt as if to take out cash.
 
This was a little unexpected, considering that in this country, notwithstanding the high price of property, a buyer isn’t expected to show the colour of his money until quite long after he has signed the contract – and if you are still at the bargaining-over-the-price stage, you don’t do it with the cash in your left hand.
 
Rob rolled his eyes. ”Oh, G-d … “ he said echoing my feelings – as if it had also just occurred to him that this was going to be a long day. “We’ve already agreed the price. It’s R1,100,000.00. I’m not going over that again”
 
“You might have to, brother … “ I said.
 
I needed to be absolutely sure that Yosef understood the terms of the deal. I gestured to him to put the money belt aside. He didn’t do that. Slowly and very deliberately he zipped it closed, lifted his shirt, refastened it around his waist, lowered the shirt, tidied up, and finally looked at me and grunted his readiness to proceed.
 
If I was going to get anywhere, I’d have to be as forceful as he was. I held the contract up to him, pointed to paragraph one, and we started the slow and painful process again. It took about an hour to work through the four-page contract. Finally, I was satisfied that he understood, and in the interim he became satisfied that he wasn’t about to be mugged and that there were laws in this country and that he would get some kind of justice in the deal. In other words, there was a glimmer of some kind of relationship of trust.
 
Now, about the money, I went on. We need a deposit (blank stare). I didn’t know the Hebrew word for a deposit, and had to look it up. If there had been any opportunity to take advantage of my weakness with the language, he clearly would have done so - but I held the aces, fortunately. Again, he took out the pouch, unzipped it, and dumped a collection of coins, British Pound notes, Francs and Shekels on the table. It was a large amount of cash, but it wasn’t a deposit for a property. He was impatient and getting angry. I signalled and explained that he would have to get the money from his bank account and transfer it into my trust account. Could he do that?
 
He pointed to the phone. “Be my guest”, I said.
 
He dialled a long sequence of digits, and commenced an argument with the recipient in Hebrew. I couldn’t follow the barrage of rapid speech. A shouting match ensued. He interrupted it in order to push the receiver into my hand. I wasn’t sure whether he wanted me to put it down or to speak on it. Hesitantly I put it to my ear and said, “Hello?”
“Yes” said a rasping male voice at the other end. Then silence. Then I could hear a heavy inhalation of air. Obviously, the speaker was irritated by my lack of understanding (had I followed the conversation between Yosef and him, I would have understood what he was waiting for)
“What are your bank details?” he asked, as if he had already repeated the question a few times. This was a little too Israeli for me, so I thought we should take a few steps back and start over.
 
I explained who I was, what I was doing, how Yosef’s rights would be secured, and so on, and the voice softened up. He reciprocated by supplying his own details. He was a branch manager at Bank Leumi. He explained that he would need a written order to pay me, signed by Yosef, faxed to him, with the original to be posted to him thereafter – this sounded so much like normality that I was relieved, and over the next hour or two I complied fully with his requirements.
 
In the meanwhile Yosef announced that he was hungry and demanded lunch. You can’t phase me. We ordered take-aways and placed them before him, and he wolfed them down. He really was hungry.
 
Now, there was the issue of the cash on the table to be taken care of. We couldn’t receipt that quantity of cash at the office, and I would have to march Yosef down to the bank to do that. He was frail, walked badly, and took another half an hour to get there. He asked a lot of questions on the way, but was very frugal with his own responses when I asked him questions.
Where were his family? – “I have no family!”
What did he intend to do here? – “I come to live!”
Had he ever been here before? “No!”
Did he know anyone here? –“Just Zev” (a well-known Cape Jeweller, who had come from Israel a long time ago and established a thriving business in Cape Town. I would hear more about the jeweller later.)
“Do you know Hebrew poetry?” he asked me. “Do you know your Torah?”
“A little”
“Do you know the Song of Songs?”
“Sure”
“It’s the most beautiful piece of poetry ever written in Hebrew. It’s a love song, you know”
I knew that, and I knew that this was the most superficial of many interpretations for the Song. Clearly, he read it merely as poetry, and not as a work of much religious depth. That’s also fine, I thought to myself. It tells me something about Yosef.
 
There is a brand of Israeli, a sort of very earthy individual with just that take on his religion, his love for his country, his view of his place in the universe – a simple, almost literal interpretation of his bible as a history book. These people are the salt of the earth. They have a kind of faith which has nothing to do with black hats and coats, or even with kippot, not holding to any kind of deep intellectual learning or understanding of the voluminous books of centuries-old analysis of this complex and ancient faith. They have a passing acquaintance with G-d but they have a passion for their land and culture. They go to the army, fight with ferocious and unquestioning conviction, and take the consequences, good or bad, with utter stoicism. Do not get in their way, and listen when they speak.
 
At that point it occurred to me that I liked the old man. I could never have guessed what lay ahead for us.
 
We settled the business of the deposit, the estate agent took Yosef back to Sea Point, and I got started with the paperwork for the property transfer. Yosef moved into the property immediately.
 
One evening a few days later, I was at home and took a call from Rob the agent.
“Do you remember that Israeli guy I sold the beachfront flat to a few days ago?”
“Uh, sure”
“He’s had a bad accident. Really bad”
“What?”
“He’s been admitted to Tygerberg Hospital with 30 degree burns”
“Bloody hell. What happened?”
“They say he fell into a bath of boiling water. He nearly died”
“And now?”
“I dunno. I guess you’d better carry on with the transfer. But hurry. He may still die.”
 
I proceeded with arrangements for transfer. Three days later I got another call from Rob.
 
“Joe.”
I had a bad feeling about his tone of voice.
“Yosef died in hospital this afternoon”
“Oh, G-d”
A thought occurred to me.
“But we don’t know anything about him. Who do we tell?” – I was thinking as I spoke – “Who’se going to bury him?” – but Rob had no answers for me, and I wasn’t surprised by that either.
 
The next morning I called the Chevra Kadisha. They knew about Yosef, but he couldn’t be buried until someone had identified him. His friend Zev knew about the death, but did not want to go on record by identifying him. I had no problem with that, but then it would probably have to be me.
 
A flurry of telephone calls ensued. I called the Israeli Embassy to ask for advice because the man was an Israeli citizen. The Chevra Kadisha was growing impatient. I spoke to Zev, Rob was calling intermittently, and eventually Rabbi Moshe came into the picture – he would perform the burial service – so I spoke to him too.
 
But the most curious conversation which I had was the one with a lady at the Israeli Embassy.
“Yes, we know about Yosef” she said, “if you cannot locate his family, you should go ahead and bury him as soon as possible. Just secure the pouch in the meantime”
She added that they were unhappy with the SA Police handling of the matter.
The pouch? – What pouch? – Was she referring to the yellow pouch which Yosef had carried strapped around his waist? I had no idea, nor did I have any notion as to how I could “secure” it, whatever that may mean.
 
Later that day I made my way to Tygerberg Hospital’s morgue. When I arrived a few cars were standing outside the entrance – I recognised the Chevra Kadisha wagon and Rabbi Moshe’s car, and there were one or two others. Everyone was standing around in the entrance hall, including a few police who had this gruesome special duty. I had to complete a register and some forms, and then I was ushered through to the cold room where a much-damaged corpse lay on a metal table. It was poor old Yosef alright – but he looked as if he had been battered, aside from being burned (although that, too). I confirmed the identity, we left the room, and in the entrance hall settled the time for the burial. We would all have to go, it seemed, because there would be no-one else to make up the necessary minyan.
 
There are many re-statements of the priority which Judaism places upon the act of burying the dead. The one which came to me that day, was the one which we say early every morning – it is an extract from the Talmud Bavli, Tractate Shabbos 127a:
 
“These are the precepts whose fruits a person enjoys in this world but whose reward is not diminished in the world to come: They are: the honour due to father and mother; acts of kindness; early attendance at the house of study morning and evening; hospitality to guests; visiting the sick; providing for a bride; burying/mourning for the dead; absorption in prayer; bringing peace between man and his fellow – and the study of Torah is equivalent to them all”
 
The burial took place the same day. It was a bleak, white-sky day and a nasty little breeze whipped through Pinelands cemetery. It would rain eventually. We had to get this over. Our little group – the symbolic kernel of any Orthodox Jewish congregation – stood alone in the deserted cemetery, as we laid this stranger to rest amongst people who, although they did not know him personally – were nevertheless his people. But for me, Yosef’s story was far from over.
 
I had to tell the sellers of the Costa Brava flat that their buyer had died. Legally, it is possible to coerce the executor of a deceased estate to abide by contracts concluded during the lifetime of the deceased – but if I found no family, if I had no trace of overseas assets, I would be comforting the sellers with false hopes by assuring them that the sale could go ahead, because I only had about half the purchase price in my trust account and I would never be able to locate the rest of the money. It would be better to cancel the sale and re-market the property immediately.
 
But it was becoming apparent that the property had been sold to Yosef for more than its real market value (I had never actually seen it myself and Rob had never confided this to me) – there was no way that it could be re-sold for the same price again. And the sellers, like any person who has allowed himself to be persuaded that his property is worth more, were not prepared to relinquish the deal. Foolishly, they held on, and threatened to sue Yosef’s estate.
 
In the meanwhile, of course, there was no estate in the formal sense: I was sitting with about half a million rand in my trust account, for a dead client, contemplating a bill for burial costs, hospital fees, my own fees – and now, this angry seller and his damages claim.
 
Once again, the Israeli Embassy lady urged me – “Get the pouch. It’s at the hospital …”
 
I contacted the hospital. Were there any personal effects to be collected? – No, none, they said – he was brought in from an accident scene by an ambulance, no-one ever visited him, and then he died – and anyway, who was I? Was I the executor, a family member, or what? In fact, I was none of those things.
 
Of course. I had to apply to the Master of the High Court to be appointed as Yosef’s executor in order to speak with any authority, to do anything at all. So I reported the estate, and had myself appointed as Yosef’s executor. I faxed the proof of my appointment through to the hospital administrator and called again.
 
Ah, yes, indeed, it seems that late Yosef did have some personal effects with him. Standard hospital procedure required that they be sealed in a bag and kept in the ward safe pending his release. Yes, certainly, I could come and fetch them – anytime, anytime, of course ...
 
So back to Tygerberg Hospital I went. I was kept waiting for two hours outside the administrator’s office. There were a lot of uniformed police around, and some bustling admin staff. Eventually I was invited into a small office occupied by about 10 people. I must have had what Marshall McLuhan calls my 15 minutes of fame – everyone in that office knew who I was before I was introduced. Someone made a great performance of pretending to unlock a large safe door which was quite clearly already unlocked, and ceremoniously opened the door, and amongst all the bundles of stuff in there went straight to a small parcel bearing a label with Yosef’s name and other particulars.
 
A desk was cleared, and the parcel was placed there. “Would you like to check it?” an official asked with a smirk. “No thanks” I said, “I’ll open it later”, and snatched up the little bag. I had no idea what was in there, but I wasn’t about to give anyone the satisfaction of seeing me search for something specific either. I could feel the disappointment around me. The bag was stapled closed, but there was no formal seal, and it could have been opened and re-sealed a dozen times, and no-one would have been any the wiser. I had no idea who these people were, or why this seemed to be such a source of amusement to them. I just wanted to get out of there. “Oh, you’ll have to sign for that …” the admin lady said, and slid a register in front of me. I signed accordingly and left.
 
Back at the office, I called my deceased estates PA into the boardroom and we tipped out the contents of the bag onto a table. All the usual items which one finds amongst the possessions of a recently deceased person - which become worthless immediately upon their death - were there … and so was the little pouch. I separated it from the other stuff, but didn’t open it. We put everything back in the hospital bag and I called the Embassy to let them know that I had it. “Thank you” the embassy lady said – not, “Thank you, we’ll have our top spy come round and collect it in 15 minutes”, or, “Thank you, would you please get on the next plane, all expenses paid, and get that pouch up here asap” or indeed anything else at all: just, “Thank you” … I was a little disappointed. The bag was locked into one of our safes in the estates department pending the discovery of an heir or other entitled person, and I proceeded with the administration of the deceased estate of the late Yosef.
 
I made no concessions to the seller as regards his insistence that Yosef’s estate must take the property, but I agreed that it was necessary to remove whatever personal possessions he may have left at the flat. We agreed to meet there the following Sunday afternoon.
 
It was a beautiful, elegant bachelor pad, high up in the building, with a commanding view of the sea and the coastline. The sea sparkled playfully though the open sliding patio doors and the sun shone benevolently onto the patio. The kitchen was state-of-the-art, with all modern conveniences, and the place was designed with summer in mind – white Italian floor tiles, white walls, white lounge furniture, Scandinavian wood fittings.
 
No-one but the police and the ambulance men had been into the flat since Yosef was collected. What we found was shocking. There was broken glass in the bathroom, blood – a lot of it – in the bath, and a trail of dried blood from the bathroom, down the white-tiled corridor and into the lounge. The white couch was thickly crusted with coagulated blood. There was a lot more broken glass in the lounge.
 
And this man died of burn wounds?
 
I stood firm in refusing to proceed with transfer of the property to the estate and in due course, the estate agent sued the seller for his commission, the seller sued the estate for breach of contract, and all the time I waited for someone to come forward as an heir and claim the money in my trust account.
 
I was bothered by Yosef’s statement that he had no family. Only Adam had no family – and that wasn’t for long, either. Everyone else has family somewhere – whether you like them or not. I had to make a decision: either I could spend thousands searching for his family, or I could just sit and wait for them to find me. Thirty years of experience have taught me that where there is money up for grabs, if you just sit tight for long enough, sooner or later, someone will find out about it and will seek you out.
 
I found four Israeli lawyer’s business cards amongst Yosef’s possessions. I called each of them in turn to ask if they were currently his lawyer and whether they had a will for him. Each of them promptly confirmed that they were his personal lawyer and assured me that they had his will. I asked each of them for a certified copy of the will, whereupon I never heard from any of them again.
 
I asked Zev, the only person who knew Yosef in South Africa aside from the estate agent and myself  - but he knew of no family, friends or acquaintances. He believed that Yosef owned a house in a suburb of Tel Aviv, but he had no details about that.
 
All of this took time, and Zev was adamant that I must bypass the South African authorities and remit Yosef’s money to his (Zev’s) lawyer in Tel Aviv. The more I told him that this would be illegal and a criminal offense on several counts, the more he insisted that I should do so. He even implied that I had acted improperly in getting Yosef to sign the contract as he was not of sound mind when he signed. See more of that below. He also called Rabbi Moshe and persuaded him to phone me and make the same request, and I had to explain the law to the Rabbi as well.
 
And then – lo and behold! – about a year after Yosef’s death I received a letter from a fifth lawyer, who purported to represent a nephew who was sole heir to Yosef’s estate. Unlike the others lawyers however, she produced “sealed and certified” copies of a will and supporting documentation, and on the basis of that documentation we were able to finalise Yosef’s estate.
 
Three more interesting fragments of evidence emerged during this time: in 2004, Zev had published his memoirs in a book “Zev the Zulik” – an account of his childhood in Europe through the years of the Second World War, subsequently his life as a young adult in Israel through the Israeli Wars of Independence and his army life in the Six-Day war, and finally the story of his life and business in South Africa. There is a photograph in the book, of Yosef and Zev marching together in a platoon. They had a military friendship of some kind, extending beyond their army years afterwards. Zev gave Yosef a copy of the book and inscribed it for him when meeting him in Cape Town on 4 February 2005.
 
I already knew that the very first call which Yosef made when he landed in South Africa, was to his old friend Zev. But why had he come here at all? Just to say hello to Zev? To die, in a strange land, far from family and friends?
 
I went through the entries in Yosef’s passport: he had certainly never been to South Africa before, but he was in and out of the Taba Crossing between Israel and Egypt, many times, right up to the time immediately before his visit to South Africa. He had also travelled frequently to all points of the compass in Europe and England.
 
There were papers and accounts from City Park Hospital amongst Yosef’s things which showed that almost immediately after his arrival, he was admitted to City Park with a heart attack. He spent a short time there, fought with his doctors and eventually, against their orders, signed a self-discharge and walked out of the hospital. No wonder he was so weak when I met him.
 
It also emerged that Zev had then driven Yosef to Sea Point and introduced him to an estate agent, who showed him the flat which he signed for in my office. Zev was unaware that I had accumulated all this information on how Yosef had come to sign for the flat, including the fact that he had personally driven Yosef to Sea Point and introduced him to an agent for just that purpose.
 
I finalised Yosef’s estate by paying out the nett proceeds of the cash which I held in trust to the Israeli attorney who represented his Israeli estate, and the nephew who was named in Yosef’s will. The process was full of acrimony, since neither the Israeli attorney or Zev understood the need for me to abide by South African law, and I had constantly to fend off accusations of being obstructionist, if not downright motivated by a desire to make a bundle of fees for myself. I think that if they were honest, they would have to admit that they were surprised by how little my fees amounted to in the end!
 
In the background, there was the litigation between the estate agent and the seller, and between the seller and Yosef’s estate. It took from early 2005 to 2007 to resolve all of this.
 
And then, late in 2007, I received a letter from the Magistrate’s office in Cape Town. It was an invitation – not an order – to attend an inquest into the death of one Yosef X. The letter stressed that I could not be coerced to attend, but that I should attend if I felt that I had any information to contribute to the inquest. I resolved not to respond to the letter, and not to attend the inquest. Nothing would be served by it, and no good would come of it, I thought. I forgot about it, and the date of the inquest came and went.
 
But history is not that easily ignored. The day after the inquest, I received a call from Mrs Freitag, the inquest magistrate. She sounded pleasant enough, and explained that she had my name because I was the person who identified the body, and we had quite a lengthy chat about the absurdity of the case. She disclosed that she had precious little information in her inquest file – the police had done an exceptionally poor job of investigating the death.
 
I know what an inquest file ought to look like, what constitutes absolutely basic data for any crime investigation, and what is superfluous. There ought to be immediate, clear and unambiguous answers to the following questions:
Describe the victim
Describe his/her situation
Time and date and place of discovery
Who found the victim?
Positive ID of the victim
Post mortem medical report
Names of police officers first on the scene
Names of ambulance personnel/medical personnel
Statements by the above
… and so on.
 
She had none of this. Her report came from the hospital – because he died there, I guess – but nothing about the point of origin of the trail.
 
I was fascinated. In spite of myself, I needed to know what had happened.
 
So I called the seller. How was Yosef’s plight discovered?
He didn’t know, but gave me the cellphone number of the building supervisor.
The supervisor told me that a maid who had been asked to clean the flat as a once-off job, came to the flat and discovered Yosef bleeding in the lounge. He couldn’t give me contact details for the maid, but told me that she raised the alarm, and he called the security company who covered the block.
 
I called the security company . The call operator remembered the incident, and the name of the patrolman who went to the scene. He gave me the patrolman’s cellphone number.
 
I called the patrolman. He remembered the incident well. He said he did two things: firstly, he called the police. Secondly, it occurred to him that Yosef was Jewish, so he called the CSO.
 
I called the CSO. They, too, remembered the incident, and told me that they immediately passed the call to a Jewish paramedic who works under the CSO in his own rapid response vehicle. He, in fact, got to the flat ahead of the police. They gave me the paramedic’s cellphone number.
 
I called the paramedic. He had quite a detailed recollection of these events. He responded to the CSO’s call, went to the flat, found Yosef badly burned and bleeding, and immediately called a private ambulance to take him to Tygerberg Hospital, which has a famous burns unit and which was probably better equipped to deal with the situation than the closer private hospitals. The paramedic dismissed the trail of blood and the broken glass – perhaps he was so focused on the apparent burn wounds that he didn’t notice or remember these.
 
He made one interesting observation, however: he said Yosef was near hysterical, but conscious, and was clutching a pouch, which he wouldn’t relinquish. In fact, he held on to it so tightly that when the ambulance came, it went onto the stretcher with him, and from there all the way to Tygerberg Hospital.
 
Oh, my G-d, the pouch! I had forgotten all about it in the intervening months!
 
As soon as we terminated the call, without thinking further, I dived out of my chair, scrambled for the safe keys, ran to the estates department, and yanked the safe open.
 
The pouch was gone. Yosef’s whole damn bag of personal possessions was gone. “It can’t be gone!” I said, possibly aloud, to myself. I yanked things out of the safe, tossing them onto the ground, frantically grabbing at things to prove that my eyes were lying to me. But eventually the safe was empty. Nothing remained of Yosef’s possessions. I wasn’t breathing. I was just gulping air. This is an 80-year-old law firm, dammit, and NOTHING ever goes missing here! NOTHING! So where’s that bag?
 
It was late. Everyone had gone home. Our offices are pretty soundproof, so the roar of the traffic outside was just a distant hum. It was still, and very quiet. The chaos in my head subsided. I looked at the mess around me, consciously forced my breathing back to normal, knowing that my pulse would follow, and slowly started tidying up. I was glad no-one had seen my little performance. But it was creepy. Our offices are so secure that I have never given a second thought to being there alone at any hour – but is it possible that someone had got in there, removed this one item from a locked safe, and left, unobserved? G-d knows when they might have done that. It had been two years since the case began, and I had forgotten about that pouch in the interim. It could have happened anytime – unless perhaps someone moved it in tidying the safe, and it was still lying there somewhere in the room, undiscovered, and waiting to yield up its secret. But somehow I doubted it. Eventually I went home.
 
I wrote a little report for the inquest magistrate, but I left out the bits about the pouch. She wrote back to thank me, and that was the last I heard about the inquest. I have no idea what her findings may have been. I really didn’t want to follow it up. I was sick of the whole business.
 
Finally, I thought, this must surely be the end of the story of Yosef.
 
POSTSCRIPT #1
 
But there was a bit more.
 
I attended a funeral at Pinelands cemetery in April 2009. When it was over, my wife wanted to visit her father’s grave – but somehow, we missed the row and ended up wandering about for a while before we got our bearings. In order to speed up the search, we split up and I checked some rows while she checked others.
 
While searching, a name caught my eye on one of the tombstones: it was Yosef. I never paid for a tombstone out of the estate funds, and never had anything to do with the purchase or erection of a stone. Usually, when that happens, the grave is marked with a simple marker and the deceased’s name is painted on an ordinary stone at the gravesite, and computer records are kept of the deceased’s details and the location of the grave. I went back for another look. Incredible. Here was this beautiful tombstone, and this was definitely the grave of my client (known to me more in death than in life), Yosef.
 
Someone, somewhere, cared enough to do this for the man who claimed that he had no family.
 
I have now laid the story of Yosef ben Amy to rest, and I never want to hear more of it. I don’t care who put up that stone. Perhaps it was Zev, but I will not phone him to ask. Perhaps it was the heir in Tel Aviv, but I will not phone that damn quarrelsome lawyer to ask. There are already too many unanswered questions about Yosef. I swear, I am not going to follow yet another trail to nowhere.
 
But if you think you may know something, call me …
 
POSTSCRIPT # 2
 
It is the year 2011. January.
 
I get a call from Magistrate Freitag.
"Do you remember our conversation a few years ago about a gentleman Yosef X"?
I can't believe it! Again?
"Sure"
"You know, we never held that inquest", she says, "we just never had anything to go on. Except your notes."
Me and my big mouth!
"We're going to fly a medical expert down from Pretoria", says she "I need to look into the possible causes of death"
Oh, no …
"Will you be able to make it on 14 February?"
This sounds more like an order than the casual invitation of a few years ago.
"OK …"
"Good. We'll see you then!" – and she hangs up.
 
So off I go to the Cape Town Magistrate's Court at about 9:30 on 14 February. I haven't been into that building in 25 years, but nothing's changed: the usual crowd of ne'er-do-wells and their families in a throng around the metal detector, police shoving people aside and shouting orders, lawyers and prosecutors pushing through the crowd, everything grubby, dust floating in the shafts of sunlight coming through the windows, general chaos and mayhem.
 
Because I'm not carrying a black gown, the police don't believe that I'm a lawyer (I'm a property lawyer, for G-d's sake, and I think standing up on your hind legs in a courtroom is the most ridiculous way to earn a living – I gave my gown to an articled clerk about 20 years ago!) – so I have to go through the public metal detector and I get sent round to another door for that purpose. OK, I'm cool, relax … Then I get shunted up and down staircases, along dusty corridors with rows of hapless souls sitting on benches along the side, awaiting the fate of their battle-scarred loved ones … Eventually directed to a door on the first floor which I have already passed three time.
 
A matronly lady with a friendly face pops out.
"I'm Susan Frietag!" she announces. "Come in!"
This is a court? I ask myself
She has a lovely air-conditioned office, an imitation Persian carpet, and aside from her desk, a large round table, at which sits an elderly gentleman who looks like a retired farmer.
 
"This is Dr X", she announces, and we shake hands.
Dr X leans back in his chair and gives his credentials as if he was telling his grandchildren a fairy story, smiling at us with a benevolent smile. Finally he leans forward and looks me in the eyes.
"I want to tell you. I've examined the records. I am absolutely convinced that Yosef died of extensive burn wounds. No doubt about it. None at all", he says emphatically.
I want to shout out, "but you never saw the body! What about the terrible facial injuries that I saw?"
- but I shut up.
Magistrate Frietag is studying my face.
"Do you accept the doctor's testimony?" she asks.
I take a deep breath. "Yes" I say.
Obviously, they are anxious that I should go on record as having said that I accept the doctor's testimony. Why?
 
Magistrate Freitag makes some notes in her file. I can hear the sound of her air-conditioner (I'm pretty sure no-one else in the building has one). Distant sound of traffic. I can hear the scratching of her pen, it's that quiet.
 
"Right" she says with a bright smile, extending her hand, "we're done!"
 
Obviously, its over. I've attended inquests before. This has been the weirdest inquest I've ever attended. I don't know what to say. I shake the doctor's hand, and excuse myself. The doctor stays behind, and I can hear the voices of the two of them as I leave. I pass the witnesses for next inquest in the passage. Now, THAT looks like a REAL inquest, I think as I walk away.
 
What was that all about?
 
Again, I think to myself, why does an old man come to a strange country, almost with the intention of dying there in anonymity (although probably not as soon as it actually happened)?
Who was Yosef?
What was he up to?
Who put up that tombstone?
Why was the magistrate so keen that I should concede that he died of burn wounds?
Why am I unhappy about that?
-       And what happened to that pouch?
 
It's late. My head is sore. I'm going to bed




THE KISS

I had a vacation job as a barman for Barry Levin in the small coastal town of Mossel Bay. Barry was the owner and manager of a restaurant called the Camelot, which was easily the most prestigious restaurant in a 500 km radius of the town. The restaurant was built in the Main Street on the site of an old hotel which had been owned by Barry’s father (the Grand Hotel). The hotel had burned down years before (the legend was that the fire was started by a visiting judge who smoked in bed and set his bedsheets alight) and on the grounds of the old hotel Barry had erected a smart new shopping complex and above that he created this elegant restaurant, which had an entrance at street level and a pretty, spiral staircase which wound round a little fountain and up into a lounge on the first floor. Guests were greeted by this fountain, which tinkled away musically under a spotlight and created a sense of expectation of a magical evening. The lounge was plush, softly lit, furnished with chairs and couches upholstered in brown and red velvet, made by Barry’s own joinery in another part of the town. In the corner opposite the lounge entrance and facing the landing stood an imposing and very effectively lit bar with all the accoutrements which one might expect of such an establishment. It was deliberately and unashamedly old fashioned and conjured up an atmosphere of wealth, privilege and tradition.

Adjacent to the lounge was the dining room, which consisted of a sprung dance floor and a bandstand, in the old style, surrounded by private booths in which 6-seater tables were dressed in the finest white linen and laden with real, heavy silverware, salvaged from the old hotel.

The town, which had dozed away lazily in its wonderful and well-known Mediterranean climate for many years, its sole virtue being that is was a lovely holiday destination, was now entering a second economic boom period. These were years when South Africa was feeling the pain of economic sanctions, especially the deprivation of oil- and petrol rationing, and there was a siege mentality in which only a wealthy and rare few ever got to see beyond the commercial walls which separated us from the outside world. For years there had been rumours that there were oilfields off the coast of South Africa, but they had never been located. But this was the dream that would not die because an oil find would instantly deliver us from the deprivations of sanctions, and the government was desperate. They would have paid anything for the promise of an oil find. And then it started to happen. Tiny pockets of oil and gas were located on the continental shelf. Of course, South Africa had no expertise for locating or identifying such things, so all the expertise and the machinery had to be imported. The place was crawling with British, French and American engineers. The work was supposed to be covered by the Official Secrets Act, the National Keypoints Act, the National Security Act and Gd knows what else, but the excitement was such that while the details might have been sparse, the fact of it could not be suppressed.

There were drilling rigs off the coast of Mossel Bay and several other such areas, and of course the crews got shore leave, they seemed to have very generous expense budgets and lots of cash which they were not shy to throw around, and the South Coast sometimes resembled the Wild West in the days of the gold rush. And of course, the Camelot Restaurant was a prime meeting-and party place for these larger-than-life characters. An American by the name of Eugene became a fixture at my bar counter. He was enormously fat, physically tall, and whether I was correct or not, I had the impression that he occupied two bar stools when he sat opposite me. He was a bit of a loner and in quiet moments we did a fair amount of talking. He could consume as much as 1kg of shark steak, 10 beers and a bottle of white wine in a single sitting.

The oil crews tended to come in large parties because they were flown ashore by support helicopters and unlike the local clientele, who were quite sedate, the oil crews were a rowdy crowd, glad to be off the rig for a few hours. But one night after a particularly exciting drilling strike, just about the whole crew were shipped in for a celebration. They took over the whole restaurant, like a conquering army. The crews were almost entirely male (in fact now that I think of it I don’t ever remember seeing a woman amongst them), but it’s not really a party without women. These guys didn’t go for the “local girls” and for the purpose of this party they flew in a plane load of pretty special “party girls” from Johannesburg. I had never seen the likes of this in my life. I had always imagined prostitutes to be sleazy, low-life types that you crossed the road to avoid, identifiable at a hundred metres. It had never occurred to me that they might look like this.

They arrived at just about the same time as the guys and it wasn’t long before everyone got paired off and disappeared into the dining room to eat, dance and party. All except Eugene, that is. A lady seemed to have attached herself to him but he wasn’t really paying much attention to her and he didn’t seem to be interested in joining the party in the dining room so I arranged for their meals to be brought to them at the bar and they ate there while chatting to me, whenever the noise from the dining room permitted conversation. So there we were, we three, me and Eugene and “Chantelle”. Eugene polished off his huge meal in short time and then retired to a large lounge chair “to watch TV” and almost promptly fell asleep. Chantelle was obviously embarrassed because to her this signified that she wasn’t doing her job with her client, so she got off her barstool and wandered through to the party, probably hoping that she could pick up someone there. I thought that would happen but it had nothing to do with me so I set about tidying up my bar. But to my surprise fifteen minutes later she came back sheepishly and took her place on a bar stool again and ordered brandy and coke – a good, old-fashioned South African standard. Clearly this wasn’t going well for her. We began a halting conversation: I didn’t know what to say to her, I had never, knowingly, spoken to a prostitute before and I didn’t want to ask her any questions because I was afraid of the potential answers.

She didn’t have any such inhibitions though and after a while we had struck up a light-hearted conversation about everything under the sun. I told her that I was a university graduate with a few degrees under my belt and that I was in fact busy with another one. It meant nothing to her. I think she saw me as a sort of overgrown child. She must have been about the same age as me (possibly much younger even) but she had the mannerisms, the talk, and generally the ways of a sophisticated woman about her. She had quite an acute sense of humour and laugh lines around her mouth. She had sparkling-bright brown eyes and a pretty face. If she had any cares in the world, she certainly didn’t show them.

At one point I was completely absorbed in some complicated explanation about god knows what when I realised that a slightly mocking smile was creeping across her features. She wasn’t actually listening to what I was saying: there was something else going on in her head. Now she had a secretive, moody look. Suddenly she cut into what I was saying. She had lowered he forehead and peered at me from under mocking, mysterious eyebrows. In a melodramatic voice she said, “Tell me, boy, have you ever been kissed?”

It was like driving on a dark highway and hitting a concrete block.

“I, uh, yes, of course, I’ve had girlfriends … “ Why was I justifying myself in this infantile way? I became angry with myself. What the hell … ?

She was in control. I was still trying to put words together when she cut in again. “Come here” she said, indicating with a finger that I should step out from behind the counter. That counter was my shield. Without it I was completely vulnerable, but I did as I was told. Her rich, red dress was covered in red sequins. Instinctively as I walked towards her I put out my hands and rested them on her hips. The contact was electric. The sequins felt like the hard shell of a tortoise, but under that I felt her taught body: her slim waste was as hard as steel. Wow, I thought, that’s … quite … something …

She put her hands on my shoulders. More electricity. Slowly – very slowly – she reeled me in. Clearly, I was going to be kissed. Just before our lips touched, I felt a light brush of her breath over my face. More electricity. Then our faces touched. It was just a peck. I was leaning in for more. This was no longer a voluntary thing – it was automatic – suddenly she used the fact that her hands were on my shoulders to push me away. “What? – what are you doing? – I …” then she was back. She slipped a hand round to just below my shoulder blades. For me, there’s always been a small erotic trigger in there somewhere. She couldn’t have known that if it was just me, so it must be quite common. Her lips were parted, but this wasn’t a full kiss either, I just felt the tip of her tongue and then she pulled away again. It was driving me mad. Then she was back again. Faint taste of brandy. Beautiful tongue. Every cell in my body was screaming at me.

Suddenly she exhaled into my mouth. She had broken the last barrier into my body. I inhaled and her breath went down into my lungs. Her air was inside me. I exhaled and my breath went into her. It was as if we had become a single creature. I had never experienced anything like that. Clearly, we were fast running out of oxygen but the sense of intoxication which that induces simply added to the sensation. Then she let go and stepped back and I stumbled forward as I lost my balance. I absolutely had to have her lips. I was mad for them, but she broke into a smile and took another step back. We didn’t speak. I was panting like a dog. She didn’t take her eyes off my face, but her left hand found her little red bag on the bar counter. A stunned silence ensued. She raised a hand in a sort of half-wave.

“Bye”, she said, still smiling.

“Bye”, I said, automatically.

I had a million questions and my body was seething.

I heard the clatter of her high heels down the spiral staircase, then out into the street, growing rapidly fainter, until the sound disappeared.

I went to one of the windows which looked out over the street below. It was gloomy, completely still, not a living soul or moving thing in sight, and pools of inadequate yellow light from the small-town streetlights gave the scene an old-fashioned American cowboy frontier-town atmosphere. She was as gone as if she had never existed.

Barry came in from the kitchen. He was closing up for the night. I went through the routine with him, trembling hands, sweaty forehead, off balance and all. The doors were locked and checked. the street was dead. Our footsteps echoed on the empty pavement. He asked if I wanted a lift home. I said I'd walk. I needed time to change gears...

TIME AND THE RAIN

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