Monday, 20 September 2021

ADAMASTOR

 



The Portuguese poet Luiz Vaz de Camoes was first to mention the awesome character Adamastor in the 16th Century but Andre Brink, the great Afrikaans author of the 20th Century, discerned the spirit of Adamastor in Table Maintain and wrote about it in his novella, The First Life of Adamastor.


I have known this quaint bit of history since my school days and it has always coloured my view of Table Mountain, the most visible manifestation of the Cape of Good Hope.


I had parked at the Nek and I took the Pipe Track, which would lead me below the towering mass of the Twelve Apostles and out in the direction of Hout Bay. Behind my right shoulder was Lions Head, and beyond that lay Signal Hill. To my left, towering even higher, was the great bulk of Table Mountain's central table itself. From my position I couldn't actually see it but large objects have an energy and a presence which is not entirely dependent on line of sight. I just knew it was there. I could feel it's presence. The great spirit of Adamastor was all around me.


"O great Adamastor!"

It was a hot spring afternoon, the mountain slope and the path that I was on were bathed in the golden light of the afternoon sun. The path was empty. I was the only one there.

After my exclamation a hush fell over the mountain, as if it was listening. The light breeze dropped, the air became still.

"Adamastor, great, mighty, and ancient, what will become of me, with my bruised and broken heart, and with my few remaining years, tell me, because I'm hurting, and I need to know!"


But I did not get an answer. The air was very still. The myriads of insects who buzz and flit and chirp among the foliage all seemed to have frozen in anticipation of an answer. Like them I had frozen in anticipation.


Then a breeze moved through the leaves and branches of the tall trees, like the body of an animal pushing it's way carelessly through vegetation. 


"Son of man, way do you bother me here at my work? Son of man, can you not see that I must be ever vigilant against the attacks of the reckless crews who would drive their ships onto my rocks, against the millions of sea creatures who swim at my feet without a whit of understanding, against the clumsiness and ineptitude of your kind, who falter even as they try to fit a harness and a noose to my untameable shore."


"O Adamastor, do you remember a time, nigh on 50 years ago now, when a young man full of despair came to you for counsel, and you counseled him and comforted him so by the time he turned to leave, his despair had lifted? Do you remember that, great Adamastor?"


Once again a great silence fell on the deep green slope, and it was as if the two voices had never spoken.


Then, "Yes, I remember" boomed the voice of Adamastor, like rolling thunder in the crags of the mountain.


"I am that young man, Adamastor. Fifty years is but a moment to you, but it has been most of my lifetime, and now once again I come to you for advice"


A very long silence then ensued. I began to think that perhaps he did not consider my question to be sufficiently important to merit an answer.


Then once again the breeze moved the foliage and I knew that he was still with me.


"Summers follow winters"

Adamastor said,

"After grief there will be joy

After mourning there will be rejoicing

Consider my brother, the great ocean

Who plays at my feet

Does he have only one mood?

No! He lives in parts

Some are violent

Some are placid

Some are in darkness

Some are in sunlight

Some are frozen

Others boil.

Your own great poet Walt Whitman said,

'Do I contradict myself?

Very well then I contradict myself.

I am large, I contain multitudes.'

So bear your sorrows like badges of glory

They are the proof that you lived.

One day you will watch your last sunset

Unknowing that it is your last

Then you will wake from the dream of life

And become part of me

Rolled round with rocks and stones

In Earth's diurnal course

And standing with Old King Solomon

You will agree that it was all vanity"


"Go now in peace, son of man,

Enjoy your last few years

For nothing lasts forever"


I saluted Adamastor and left that mountain

Who knows if I'll speak to him again

But his words will stay with me

Because truth endures.


Sunday, 15 August 2021

Odysseus

Our shores are never wind-free

Gentle or rough

Wind brushes the rocks and beeches incessantly

They used to say that a girl should brush out her hair with a hundred strokes 

To bring out it's true beauty

But our shores are brushed with millions of of strokes

Does it matter whether that be for a million years, or for ten million, or more?

Surely not. Forever then, from our perspective.

Ages are born and die

Tides flow in and out

Entire civilisations rise and fall

And the wind, and the sea, know not a whit

Nor do they care.


Driftwood accumulates on the shoreline.

The wood, washed clean of memory 

Worn smooth by time and tide

Bleached by sun, baptised by sea, mummified by salt

Driven by wind and tide

Resting half-buried in sand and seaweed.

It teaches nothing.

It is inscrutable.


Odysseus, a young man,

Stood on the shore of the Aegean

Looked out over the water

And knew what he had to do.


Odysseus, an old man,

Steered his ship to shore

Turned his back on the water

And entered his hallway.


A great distance separated these two 

Yet Argos recognised the elder,

Stood up, walked towards him, and died.

Just for this the dog had waited.

MERCILESS BITCHES AND MEN OF GOD

About a year ago, the good Jewish folk of Johannesburg were shaken to the core when a great rabbi, a religious authority in that town fell from grace in a most resounding plunge. So great was this man’s authority prior to his fall, that it was difficult to find a seat in his synagogue on a Friday night. 

I only saw him in full cry once – it was a Friday night, my Johannesburg host and I arrived a little late, we could hardly get through the door, and there was standing-room-only on the men’s side of the shul. I have no idea what the situation was on the women’s side, because this was an extremely “frum” shul, and an impenetrable solid wood six-foot partition separated the men from the women.

I recall being struck by the fact that The Great Man’s sermon saw him pacing up and down in front of the shul like an American lawyer in a court drama, and for some reason it struck me that he was rather good looking, except for a little paunch which peeped incongruously out of his open double-breasted jacket. But his words were profound and his well-heeled and sophisticated congregation drank them in with adoration.

And then one Sunday morning in Sea Point I spotted him in Checkers Supermarket, wandering between the isles with a shopping trolley, buying like a bachelor who only forages for himself. Something about that, and about his demeanor, struck me as odd. Of course rabbis are allowed to take holidays by the sea – and often do – it wasn’t that. There was an air of defeat, something which said, “If I look like a Great Rabbi from Johannesburg, ignore me, it’s just a coincidence – leave me alone”. In fact, I believed that it was a case of mistaken identity.

Twenty-four hours later the story ran through the community: the Great Man was a sex addict – he was running fifteen (fifteen!) mistresses simultaneously, he only got caught because he sent the wrong text message to the wrong woman, there were fifteen angry husbands prowling the streets of Johannesburg with baseball bats (or whatever) – how much of this was truth and how much was fiction, no-one knows. But he was summarily dismissed from his post, he didn’t argue, he left town the same day, and hence his shopping for groceries-for-one at Checkers in Sea Point on a Sunday morning. Within days he was out of the country.

Every job has its occupational hazards, and the business of religion is no different.

There is probably more than one explanation for the phenomenon in this story, but the one I like best is that a certain kind of woman is attracted to a certain kind of religious leader because, generally speaking, power is a well-known aphrodisiac, and the situation is that a woman in a shul generally gets to look her best, so there she is, all decked out in her Sabbath finery, and up there on the bima is a charismatic figure who is clearly in command of the entire congregation – he too looks his best, and with the best intentions in the world and for the noblest of reasons, he professes his love for all mankind … including her.

It is also a well-known fact that people feel better about themselves when they dress well – indeed, sometimes people who feel down are advised to take particular care of their appearance because looking good helps feeling good. 

So there they are, looking good, feeling good … but while his mind is on higher things, her mind, particularly if she is not as schooled as he is in the intricacies of the faith – alas, her mind is wandering.

Let’s just say that you repeat that experience week after week for a few months. She allows herself the belief that he is looking at her – as well he may be, from time to time. The eyes are an amazing tool of communication. Our most common mistake is the belief that the eyes are passive – the belief that they only receive. In truth, eyes give as much as they receive. How often have you not had the feeling that someone is looking at you – and you search the room, and you find that someone right on the other side of the room is indeed staring at you? All that it might take would be for their eyes to meet a few times – his, projecting the fiery heat of his faith, hers, projecting adoration...

She may find questions to ask him after services. She may even make appointments to discuss issues. Generally, our religion has built-in safeguards for this sort of thing: women are encouraged to approach the rabbi’s wife rather than the rabbi, there are rules against males and females being alone, one-on-one in a room, and so on. 

But what about the cantor? He has many of the virtues of the rabbi, but he has additional attractions: he has a beautiful voice, and by virtue of the fact that he physically leads the congregation in prayer, he projects an even greater level of power. He is a far earthier figure, his job depends upon a physical thing, and he speaks to the physicality of the people around him more than to their spirituality. 

It was late in the afternoon. Cantor Eric XXXX had leapt out of his chair and was pacing my office in agitation, pointing one angry finger at the ceiling,
“Show me one Rabbi” – he shouted in a high-pitched voice – “show me one rabbi who hasn’t stepped off the pavement at some time or another! I know! I have worked with many of them! ”

Cantor Eric had been summarily dismissed by the management committee of his shul, and I was being briefed to sue them for unlawful dismissal.

I liked the way he had put that, and made a mental note, but I wasn’t about to get sidetracked with anecdotes of errant rabbis.

Cantor Eric made a second income from preparing young candidates for their barmitzvas. It was part of his job description, and his salary took that into account. Generally this aspect of his job required him to visit the homes of the young lads on a regular basis for some time (a few months) before the barmitzva, always getting closer to the goal of an acceptable rendition of the reading of the Torah on the appointed day.

This is a curious job, and it has its stars, its artists and its prima donnas, and frequently the young candidates and their parents are called upon to cooperate with the schedules of people whose services are of crucial importance at that point in the life of the candidate.

There was this young-ish divorcee who had twins who were destined to share a bar mitzvah in a few months’ time. The two boys were difficult students, because they were physically much bigger than their classmates, their mother, or their bar mitzvah teacher. They were terrible at their academic studies, but they were absolute heroes on the sports field, often the saviours of the school rugby team. 

They gave their poor mother a hard time generally, and getting them into shape for their bar mitzvah was a mission indeed. The cantor’s car was often parked outside their house, no doubt engaged in the struggle to get them ready for the big day.

But it turned out that sometimes when the cantor’s car was parked outside their house, the boys were playing away games elsewhere. One had to assume that he was waiting patiently inside for them to come home and apologise for missing an appointment.

Unfortunately, life is never so simple and seldom so straightforward. This man of strength, this leader of prayers, this kind and religious man, was a source of great comfort to the poor divorcee. Notwithstanding that he had a family of his own waiting for him at home, he took time out of his busy schedule to lend some comfort to this lady – and since that could never be explained to the evil, suspicious world out there, these pleasant hours were simply allowed to pass as “bar mitzvah lessons”.

The trouble with small communities is that the eyes which hide behind lace curtains in the windows of the houses along every suburban street, apparently seldom close for sleep. They stayed open long enough to mark the departure of the boys in their rugby togs, the arrival of the cantor clutching his book, the departure of the cantor clutching his book, and the return of the boys, now in their muddied rugby togs. In that order.

Letters were written to the committee. Angry, self-righteous, indignant letters. Anonymous letters (how anonymous can you be if you say that you see things from a vantage point across the road – but, alright, if you want to be anonymous, then be anonymous). Merciless letters of condemnation. At first the letters were read “in committee”, but when the committee seemed slow to respond, the contents were leaked, as they say in Washington, to Those in the Know. I have a friend who refers to the ladies who fetch their kids from school every afternoon, and who therefore necessarily spend some time waiting for the bell to ring while chatting in the car park, as “the car park assassins”.

If any piece of gossip falls into that vortex, the victims should prepare for a storm and batten down the hatches. It is futile to retaliate. Your screams will simply be torn out of you by the storm, and disappear in the howling wind, and leave you fighting for air, and you will be worse off than before. 

Of course, all of this played right into the hands of our two young bar mitzvah candidates, who bought themselves much time by simply leaving their mother alone. They couldn’t believe their luck. Suddenly, the pressure was off them, and they had lots of extra time to go and play rugby, or practice, or just to hang out with friends, if that was what their hearts desired. The bar mitzvah itself would be a tricky thing, but that was still months away.

But Cantor Eric had only begun to feel the pressure. It is a strange truth that when you suffer a misfortune, you suddenly start to hear about others who have suffered similar misfortunes: the man on crutches sees other men on crutches; the boy with only one leg sees other boys with only one leg. They were there all the time, but you had no reason to notice them. Now you do.

It transpired that this community was a seething hotbed of iniquity. Even the car park assassins and the sleepless eyes behind lace curtains – take at least some time out for rest and relaxation. If Cantor Eric was to be believed, the eleventh commandment was observed with greater fervour than the other ten – and meanwhile, while the poor divorcee wasn’t getting much publicity, Cantor Eric was facing a force 9 hurricane. Indignation was apparently part of repentance and a declaration of proper values – especially for those who needed them the most …

Cantor Eric knew of several holy men who had suffered similar misfortunes. Unfortunately, in the religion business, public confession and repentance don’t work for a leader. Do what you like, but when you are up there before the congregation, the greater your spiritual passion, the more certain it is that congregants are going to imagine you without your clothes on. It does not help to respond by saying that they are also the same people who most easily imagine others without their clothes on: right now, the spotlight shone upon Eric.

Everyone becomes a legal expert in the field of his own misfortune, and I no longer am amazed to hear my clients spout legal terminology in respect of their own issues. The more intelligent they are, the more they do their own reading and research between meetings but as any doctor will tell you, this is both a good and a bad thing because they form their own opinions based on their homework and very often you spend half a consultation disabusing them of strange notions which they have formulated based on their reading. I am not a labour lawyer and the time which I spent with Cantor Eric was really not intended as part of the so-called billable time which he would spend when I eventually handed him over to a labour lawyer: this was really just a courtesy which I extended in view of my relationship with the shul. The meeting had been arranged at Eric’s request after he had been warned accordingly and in the knowledge that whatever happened, both sides would be referred to other attorneys should it not prove capable of resolution quickly.

“There was no disciplinary hearing!” shouted Eric, “I never had a chance! What, did they think that I would just crumble at the first hint of trouble, and take my little package and go away?”
He was on form now.
“I know who those letters came from. Don’t think I don’t know. They should have been more understanding, those merciless bitches. Janice mustn’t think I’m not aware of her personal history. Suddenly, she’s indignant and outraged, all holier-than-thou and religious. But I remember her from the days when they held those wild parties in this neck of the woods, when G-d was the last thing on her mind”
I thought it would be better to just let him rant away for a bit and get it off his chest. And anyway, it promised to be interesting because I was a relative newcomer to the area and certainly never knew Janice other than as she was now – the veritable Mrs Tea Committee of the shul.
“And that Sandra XXXX!” – Well, I had actually had my own suspicions about Sandra, who had a habit of standing at the gate of the shul on Friday nights and greeted many of the men with a sweet little kiss.
“And Sandra’s friend Cheryl” – yes, I could see the two of them forming a deadly little support network of some kind.

But by and large the names which Eric came out with were those of formerly loose-moralled couples who had seen the light relatively recently, and Eric knew or guessed their dark past, and begrudged them the fact that they had escaped the condemnation and punishment which they now visited upon him. 

We still had not got to the question of why he chose to cheat on his own wife, or how he had become so close to the poor young divorcee, or what his intentions were for the future in that regard. 

We never did, because the heat generated by “those bitches” became unbearable, the ferocity of their indignation at the betrayal which they felt in this man of god, was too much for him, and one morning we awoke to find that he had gone. He left his wife, his children and the poor young divorcee, and folded his tent and disappeared into the night. And in so doing, and in denying the community the chance to rub his face in it, he eliminated any remaining doubts in their minds, and allowed them to live on in the smug belief that they had exorcised an unacceptable evil from their midst – and for a while, the good folk of suburbia returned to their holy pursuits, and peace reigned.

Eventually, a new cantor was appointed at the shul. He had an even sweeter voice than Cantor Eric, and what was more, Cantor Ian was good with kids, and they loved his nimble ways and funny word-play which he mischievously introduced into prayers at children’s services. Moreover, Cantor Ian had a beautiful wife who soon became part of the social scene, and quite set the tone for fashionable religious women in that community. They were an adorable couple. They had been trying to have children of their own for some time, the story went, and this was just the place to settle down and get that sorted out in earnest.

Amongst their growing circle of personal friends there was a young accountant who everyone agreed had a great future at one of the “Big Four” international accounting firms, and his pretty young wife and two small children. They only lived a block away from each other, and saw each other often, both formally and informally.

And then this young accountant did the most unaccountable thing. He ran off with his secretary, leaving his pretty young wife (many agreed that she was much prettier than his secretary) and small children to fend for themselves. Naturally, the cantor and his wife felt bound to lend moral support, and often the cantor could be seen (as those sleepless eyes behind lace curtains all down the street did indeed see him) entering or leaving the deserted wife’s house, no doubt on some mission of mercy and support, in his tireless and generous fashion.

When Cantor Ian and his wife suddenly announced that they were leaving, they left in different directions – he, to another town, and she, to another country. Fortunately, she never did get to have that baby they had been wanting.
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© Harry Friedland, 1999

Tuesday, 1 June 2021

Insolvency games


Let me tell you a story:

When I was an eager young lawyer anxious to prove myself, my senior partner handed me the files of a local client by the name of Compass Products, to collect their debts (actually that's not entirely what happened but I'll get back to that - call that "footnote (1)"

Compass was owned and run by a wonderful old Jewish man, Mr Hesselberg. Their business was in Albert Rd Woodstock I think. They were wholesalers in the hospitality business.

I had to collect their debts from defaulting retailers who bought from them. It all went swimmingly until I hit my first insolvency claim. I knew absolutely nothing about insolvency practice other than the bare bones of the law which we learned at UCT - enough knowledge to be dangerous - in fact, fatal. The liquidators - also a bunch of nice Jewish guys, very good at their jobs - assumed that they were dealing with creditors and lawyers who knew what they were doing. Another fatal mistake, in my case.

The liquidators proceeded by the book  (in principle there are two court orders - a preliminary order which appoints the liquidators and authorises them to advertise for debtors and creditors to file their claims, and in due course a final order confirming the insolvency and authorising payment to creditors (if there is any money to pay them). After their first court order, we got the notice to file our claim.

I didn't give it a second thought. I formulated the claim, prepared and signed the necessary supporting affidavit, and took it personally to the liquidator's offices. I was delighted to hear that we were the very first creditors to file our claim. What an achievement! I was such a hot shot! But back at my firm I decided to keep quiet about it so that when the moment came and I had the cash in my hot little hands, I could announce it triumphantly.

But that's not how it panned out - because there's a subtle difference, to which I never gave any thought, between a debtor who is ILLIQUID, ie, he has assets which exceed his debts in value, he just doesn't have the cash to pay the debts, and a debtor who is BANKRUPT, ie, his liabilities exceed the value of his assets, in which case everyone will just get a dividend. And then of course you have the poor schlepper who is so bankrupt that never mind the creditors, there isn't even enough value in the estate to cover the cost of the insolvency proceedings.

In the latter case the liquidators are entitled to look to the creditors who proved their claims to cover whatever fees they cannot recover from the estate of the insolvent! - So old hands in the debt collection business know when to abandon their claims and when to file them. They do NOT file their claims immediately. You do so with circumspection after you've got an understanding of the debtor's real situation.

In this case we were the only creditor to file a claim and the debtor had no assets so we got hit with 100% of the liquidator's bill. Obviously I couldn't do this to poor old Mr Hesselberg and if I had tried to do that he would have been advised to sue us for damages due to professional negligence.

So I went, cap in hand, to the liquidator, who as I said was a nice old Jewish gentleman, and explained my position. He could have ignored my plea and persisted - but he smiled at me benevolently (he knew that he was dealing with an inexperienced young schlemiel who would probably learn in due course), pulled out his file and in front of me he tore up my claim and affidavit and tossed them in the bin.

Lesson learned.

I hope you don't mind but I'm copying this story to your walking-mates, just for fun!

FOOTNOTE #1

I didn't actually get given Compass Products as a client, just like that: we had a senior professional assistant (let's call him John) who did all the debt collections. He was an incredibly handsome, tall, flamboyant Christian guy who wore impeccable suits and he had a stream of pretty young ladies in and out of his office. He also assisted Klem Druker, who some of you may remember - Klem acted for many people in the local entertainment business including the film business, and Klem was equally flamboyant. So John also had an unfair share of the young South African film actresses. But neither he nor Klem  - ahem! - knew that much law, so they depended heavily on the rest of us to be their brains trust.

At some point John got it into his head that as a result of his years of hard work, and because he thought that his position at the firm was so assured, he was now entitled to "sabbatical leave" - in his case, a really long stay in America. Imagine that. In a conservative little law firm run by conservative little Jewish men who never took more than a few days' leave at a time in their entire lives and who slaved away for +/- 11 hours a day, 6 days a week, this hero here wants a few months in America!

They gave it to him, but me, as an ambitious young Jewish boykie to whom the old-fashioned Jewish work ethic was first nature and who sometimes worked from 4 a.m. to 7 p.m. just to prove himself, this "sabbatical leave" sounded dangerous. I was still an articled clerk, but I sensed a gap opening up here, and I leapt at it. I volunteered to look after John's debt collections while he was away and with some hesitancy the partners agreed. (The other big companies that I got were Victory Trading - owner Hymie Shapiro from Camps Bay - and a few furniture stores with branches all over).

By the time John got back from America, there was no more place for him at the firm. He resigned after a month. He went on to marry the heir to the Huletts sugar empire and emigrated to Sydney and was never seen again. I liked John, but I could never be John! 

Saturday, 13 March 2021

Introduction

 

Over my shoulder, through the window behind me and out across the square, the clock on the tower of the old Shell House building read 4:30, its huge black hands plain and stark against its white face. The sounds of Cape Town in summertime drifted up through my window, the low-keyed hum of the tourists browsing through the trinket stalls in the square, and the clatter of hawkers’ crates and carts being pushed across its cobbled surface, their calls carrying far in the still hot air. African drums started throbbing in preparation for the daily show to the tourists in their brand new khaki safari outfits and broad-brimmed hats which were such a dead giveaway and a constant source of humour among the locals. If I had turned to take it all in I would have seen a workman on the roof of Shell House, which, although some distance away from me was almost at the height of my window, as he packed tools and materials from some maintenance job into a box and prepared to go home.

 In my own office the secretaries (who traditionally went home at this time) were stirring and the sound of their movements competed with the more distant sounds outside. A marimba started to play in the square, and then another, in harmony with the first, their liquid sounds joining sweetly with the harsher tone of the drums, and that music, together with the cooling air which floated up from the square as the heat of the day subsided, produced a sense of euphoria which did not heed the stressed atmosphere of an attorney’s office and washed right over it. There were many hours to sunset, but this was Cape Town in the summertime and do what you will, the ringing of the telephones competed with the rising sound outside. In that last half an hour of a conventional working day the atmosphere would change from workday to party time, whether we wanted that, or heeded it, or not.

 I wondered how many lawyers, be they wherever in the world, practiced in such a blessed atmosphere, and it was then that I resolved to write this book, because I had a tale worth the telling – no, many tales – and despite the slow atmosphere (Johannesburgers call Cape Town “Slaapstad”, meaning “sleepy town”, a nice Afrikaans rhyming joke with its Afrikaans name, “Kaapstad”), I resolved that over time I would allow those tales to accumulate, of their own accord as it were (only a Capetonian could conceive of such a thing) so that they would cover the length of my career, and me and my book would run shoulder-to-shoulder through life. And that’s pretty much what has happened. “I am writing a book …” I would start out in conversation, and I would be interrupted, “Yes, we’ve heard that one before!” – as indeed they had. The book was only intended to see the light of day at the end of my career, not before! But, well, if it gets to its end before then, well then – I shall write another …

YOSEF BEN AMI

One Monday morning in 2005 Rob’s call came through.

“Harry, I hope you can help – sorry” – he added as an afterthought – “it’s another problem case”.
Rob was an estate agent who always brought me his crap sales. The good ones went elsewhere.
“Sure!” The prospect of new work, however troublesome, was better than none – “what’s up?”
“I’ve got this buyer, he only speaks Hebrew – will you explain the contract to him? I’ll bring him to your office, but it’s urgent. When can you see him?”
“If it’s urgent, bring him now”
I finished up some immediate matters and made a few calls, and about forty-five minutes later Lianne buzzed me to say that Rob was in reception.
 
And there he was, with a weak-looking elderly man in tow. Before Rob could introduce us, the man’s sharp blue-grey eyes shot an enquiring glare at me from out under his bristling grey eyebrows:
“Who you?” he demanded, as if I needed to explain my presence. An Israeli alright, I thought.
“I’m the lawyer … ”
“What?” – deaf too …
“I’m the lawyer” I said, much louder, “and I’m going to help you with the contract … “
“What?”
Oh shit.
“Bring him through to the boardroom Rob. We’ll talk there” There were other people in the reception area, and there was no need to conduct this performance before an audience. It was going to be tricky enough anyway.
 
He followed the estate agent meekly enough down the passage to one of our consulting rooms and settled into a seat with some relief. In fact, he seemed exhausted.
 
We went through the getting-to-know you ritual again.
“This is Yosef” Rob announced loudly (possibly forgetting momentarily who the deaf one was), gesturing to the old man, and then turning to Yosef, “This is Mister Feinstein,” gesturing towards me, “He’s going to help us with the contract”. Yosef grunted to indicate understanding and proffered a limp hand.
 
And they’re off, I thought, as if commenting on a horse race.
 
Rob produced a crumpled Deed of Sale and smoothed it out on the table in front of Yosef. Yosef ignored the paper. He was studying my face. What was he looking for?
 
Now it was over to me. So I skimmed through the contract, a little annoyed that Rob hadn’t faxed it through to me before he arrived, and acquainted myself with the terms. Oh G-d, I thought, I recognise the seller’s name – he’s a German who also owns property in my own block of flats. Well, he’s not my client, so let’s press on. Broken Hebrew here we come. I started off in that language, or as close thereto as possible under the circumstances.
 
“Do you know what this contract is for?” I shouted in his face. He was still staring at me as if he was puzzled as to how I had got into his office. “This is for you – I was battling to find the words – for you to buy the flat – the flat in Costa Brava!”
- Grunt
Slowly he lowered his eyes to the paper. His face was totally devoid of understanding, but the name of the block of flats provoked a glimmer of recognition.
- Grunt. He reached under his shirt and produced a money belt. When I looked into his face, he was staring at me again.
“How much?” he demanded, slowly unzipping the belt as if to take out cash.
 
This was a little unexpected, considering that in this country, notwithstanding the high price of property, a buyer isn’t expected to show the colour of his money until quite long after he has signed the contract – and if you are still at the bargaining-over-the-price stage, you don’t do it with the cash in your left hand.
 
Rob rolled his eyes. ”Oh, G-d … “ he said echoing my feelings – as if it had also just occurred to him that this was going to be a long day. “We’ve already agreed the price. It’s R1,100,000.00. I’m not going over that again”
 
“You might have to, brother … “ I said.
 
I needed to be absolutely sure that Yosef understood the terms of the deal. I gestured to him to put the money belt aside. He didn’t do that. Slowly and very deliberately he zipped it closed, lifted his shirt, refastened it around his waist, lowered the shirt, tidied up, and finally looked at me and grunted his readiness to proceed.
 
If I was going to get anywhere, I’d have to be as forceful as he was. I held the contract up to him, pointed to paragraph one, and we started the slow and painful process again. It took about an hour to work through the four-page contract. Finally, I was satisfied that he understood, and in the interim he became satisfied that he wasn’t about to be mugged and that there were laws in this country and that he would get some kind of justice in the deal. In other words, there was a glimmer of some kind of relationship of trust.
 
Now, about the money, I went on. We need a deposit (blank stare). I didn’t know the Hebrew word for a deposit, and had to look it up. If there had been any opportunity to take advantage of my weakness with the language, he clearly would have done so - but I held the aces, fortunately. Again, he took out the pouch, unzipped it, and dumped a collection of coins, British Pound notes, Francs and Shekels on the table. It was a large amount of cash, but it wasn’t a deposit for a property. He was impatient and getting angry. I signalled and explained that he would have to get the money from his bank account and transfer it into my trust account. Could he do that?
 
He pointed to the phone. “Be my guest”, I said.
 
He dialled a long sequence of digits, and commenced an argument with the recipient in Hebrew. I couldn’t follow the barrage of rapid speech. A shouting match ensued. He interrupted it in order to push the receiver into my hand. I wasn’t sure whether he wanted me to put it down or to speak on it. Hesitantly I put it to my ear and said, “Hello?”
“Yes” said a rasping male voice at the other end. Then silence. Then I could hear a heavy inhalation of air. Obviously, the speaker was irritated by my lack of understanding (had I followed the conversation between Yosef and him, I would have understood what he was waiting for)
“What are your bank details?” he asked, as if he had already repeated the question a few times. This was a little too Israeli for me, so I thought we should take a few steps back and start over.
 
I explained who I was, what I was doing, how Yosef’s rights would be secured, and so on, and the voice softened up. He reciprocated by supplying his own details. He was a branch manager at Bank Leumi. He explained that he would need a written order to pay me, signed by Yosef, faxed to him, with the original to be posted to him thereafter – this sounded so much like normality that I was relieved, and over the next hour or two I complied fully with his requirements.
 
In the meanwhile Yosef announced that he was hungry and demanded lunch. You can’t phase me. We ordered take-aways and placed them before him, and he wolfed them down. He really was hungry.
 
Now, there was the issue of the cash on the table to be taken care of. We couldn’t receipt that quantity of cash at the office, and I would have to march Yosef down to the bank to do that. He was frail, walked badly, and took another half an hour to get there. He asked a lot of questions on the way, but was very frugal with his own responses when I asked him questions.
Where were his family? – “I have no family!”
What did he intend to do here? – “I come to live!”
Had he ever been here before? “No!”
Did he know anyone here? –“Just Zev” (a well-known Cape Jeweller, who had come from Israel a long time ago and established a thriving business in Cape Town. I would hear more about the jeweller later.)
“Do you know Hebrew poetry?” he asked me. “Do you know your Torah?”
“A little”
“Do you know the Song of Songs?”
“Sure”
“It’s the most beautiful piece of poetry ever written in Hebrew. It’s a love song, you know”
I knew that, and I knew that this was the most superficial of many interpretations for the Song. Clearly, he read it merely as poetry, and not as a work of much religious depth. That’s also fine, I thought to myself. It tells me something about Yosef.
 
There is a brand of Israeli, a sort of very earthy individual with just that take on his religion, his love for his country, his view of his place in the universe – a simple, almost literal interpretation of his bible as a history book. These people are the salt of the earth. They have a kind of faith which has nothing to do with black hats and coats, or even with kippot, not holding to any kind of deep intellectual learning or understanding of the voluminous books of centuries-old analysis of this complex and ancient faith. They have a passing acquaintance with G-d but they have a passion for their land and culture. They go to the army, fight with ferocious and unquestioning conviction, and take the consequences, good or bad, with utter stoicism. Do not get in their way, and listen when they speak.
 
At that point it occurred to me that I liked the old man. I could never have guessed what lay ahead for us.
 
We settled the business of the deposit, the estate agent took Yosef back to Sea Point, and I got started with the paperwork for the property transfer. Yosef moved into the property immediately.
 
One evening a few days later, I was at home and took a call from Rob the agent.
“Do you remember that Israeli guy I sold the beachfront flat to a few days ago?”
“Uh, sure”
“He’s had a bad accident. Really bad”
“What?”
“He’s been admitted to Tygerberg Hospital with 30 degree burns”
“Bloody hell. What happened?”
“They say he fell into a bath of boiling water. He nearly died”
“And now?”
“I dunno. I guess you’d better carry on with the transfer. But hurry. He may still die.”
 
I proceeded with arrangements for transfer. Three days later I got another call from Rob.
 
“Joe.”
I had a bad feeling about his tone of voice.
“Yosef died in hospital this afternoon”
“Oh, G-d”
A thought occurred to me.
“But we don’t know anything about him. Who do we tell?” – I was thinking as I spoke – “Who’se going to bury him?” – but Rob had no answers for me, and I wasn’t surprised by that either.
 
The next morning I called the Chevra Kadisha. They knew about Yosef, but he couldn’t be buried until someone had identified him. His friend Zev knew about the death, but did not want to go on record by identifying him. I had no problem with that, but then it would probably have to be me.
 
A flurry of telephone calls ensued. I called the Israeli Embassy to ask for advice because the man was an Israeli citizen. The Chevra Kadisha was growing impatient. I spoke to Zev, Rob was calling intermittently, and eventually Rabbi Moshe came into the picture – he would perform the burial service – so I spoke to him too.
 
But the most curious conversation which I had was the one with a lady at the Israeli Embassy.
“Yes, we know about Yosef” she said, “if you cannot locate his family, you should go ahead and bury him as soon as possible. Just secure the pouch in the meantime”
She added that they were unhappy with the SA Police handling of the matter.
The pouch? – What pouch? – Was she referring to the yellow pouch which Yosef had carried strapped around his waist? I had no idea, nor did I have any notion as to how I could “secure” it, whatever that may mean.
 
Later that day I made my way to Tygerberg Hospital’s morgue. When I arrived a few cars were standing outside the entrance – I recognised the Chevra Kadisha wagon and Rabbi Moshe’s car, and there were one or two others. Everyone was standing around in the entrance hall, including a few police who had this gruesome special duty. I had to complete a register and some forms, and then I was ushered through to the cold room where a much-damaged corpse lay on a metal table. It was poor old Yosef alright – but he looked as if he had been battered, aside from being burned (although that, too). I confirmed the identity, we left the room, and in the entrance hall settled the time for the burial. We would all have to go, it seemed, because there would be no-one else to make up the necessary minyan.
 
There are many re-statements of the priority which Judaism places upon the act of burying the dead. The one which came to me that day, was the one which we say early every morning – it is an extract from the Talmud Bavli, Tractate Shabbos 127a:
 
“These are the precepts whose fruits a person enjoys in this world but whose reward is not diminished in the world to come: They are: the honour due to father and mother; acts of kindness; early attendance at the house of study morning and evening; hospitality to guests; visiting the sick; providing for a bride; burying/mourning for the dead; absorption in prayer; bringing peace between man and his fellow – and the study of Torah is equivalent to them all”
 
The burial took place the same day. It was a bleak, white-sky day and a nasty little breeze whipped through Pinelands cemetery. It would rain eventually. We had to get this over. Our little group – the symbolic kernel of any Orthodox Jewish congregation – stood alone in the deserted cemetery, as we laid this stranger to rest amongst people who, although they did not know him personally – were nevertheless his people. But for me, Yosef’s story was far from over.
 
I had to tell the sellers of the Costa Brava flat that their buyer had died. Legally, it is possible to coerce the executor of a deceased estate to abide by contracts concluded during the lifetime of the deceased – but if I found no family, if I had no trace of overseas assets, I would be comforting the sellers with false hopes by assuring them that the sale could go ahead, because I only had about half the purchase price in my trust account and I would never be able to locate the rest of the money. It would be better to cancel the sale and re-market the property immediately.
 
But it was becoming apparent that the property had been sold to Yosef for more than its real market value (I had never actually seen it myself and Rob had never confided this to me) – there was no way that it could be re-sold for the same price again. And the sellers, like any person who has allowed himself to be persuaded that his property is worth more, were not prepared to relinquish the deal. Foolishly, they held on, and threatened to sue Yosef’s estate.
 
In the meanwhile, of course, there was no estate in the formal sense: I was sitting with about half a million rand in my trust account, for a dead client, contemplating a bill for burial costs, hospital fees, my own fees – and now, this angry seller and his damages claim.
 
Once again, the Israeli Embassy lady urged me – “Get the pouch. It’s at the hospital …”
 
I contacted the hospital. Were there any personal effects to be collected? – No, none, they said – he was brought in from an accident scene by an ambulance, no-one ever visited him, and then he died – and anyway, who was I? Was I the executor, a family member, or what? In fact, I was none of those things.
 
Of course. I had to apply to the Master of the High Court to be appointed as Yosef’s executor in order to speak with any authority, to do anything at all. So I reported the estate, and had myself appointed as Yosef’s executor. I faxed the proof of my appointment through to the hospital administrator and called again.
 
Ah, yes, indeed, it seems that late Yosef did have some personal effects with him. Standard hospital procedure required that they be sealed in a bag and kept in the ward safe pending his release. Yes, certainly, I could come and fetch them – anytime, anytime, of course ...
 
So back to Tygerberg Hospital I went. I was kept waiting for two hours outside the administrator’s office. There were a lot of uniformed police around, and some bustling admin staff. Eventually I was invited into a small office occupied by about 10 people. I must have had what Marshall McLuhan calls my 15 minutes of fame – everyone in that office knew who I was before I was introduced. Someone made a great performance of pretending to unlock a large safe door which was quite clearly already unlocked, and ceremoniously opened the door, and amongst all the bundles of stuff in there went straight to a small parcel bearing a label with Yosef’s name and other particulars.
 
A desk was cleared, and the parcel was placed there. “Would you like to check it?” an official asked with a smirk. “No thanks” I said, “I’ll open it later”, and snatched up the little bag. I had no idea what was in there, but I wasn’t about to give anyone the satisfaction of seeing me search for something specific either. I could feel the disappointment around me. The bag was stapled closed, but there was no formal seal, and it could have been opened and re-sealed a dozen times, and no-one would have been any the wiser. I had no idea who these people were, or why this seemed to be such a source of amusement to them. I just wanted to get out of there. “Oh, you’ll have to sign for that …” the admin lady said, and slid a register in front of me. I signed accordingly and left.
 
Back at the office, I called my deceased estates PA into the boardroom and we tipped out the contents of the bag onto a table. All the usual items which one finds amongst the possessions of a recently deceased person - which become worthless immediately upon their death - were there … and so was the little pouch. I separated it from the other stuff, but didn’t open it. We put everything back in the hospital bag and I called the Embassy to let them know that I had it. “Thank you” the embassy lady said – not, “Thank you, we’ll have our top spy come round and collect it in 15 minutes”, or, “Thank you, would you please get on the next plane, all expenses paid, and get that pouch up here asap” or indeed anything else at all: just, “Thank you” … I was a little disappointed. The bag was locked into one of our safes in the estates department pending the discovery of an heir or other entitled person, and I proceeded with the administration of the deceased estate of the late Yosef.
 
I made no concessions to the seller as regards his insistence that Yosef’s estate must take the property, but I agreed that it was necessary to remove whatever personal possessions he may have left at the flat. We agreed to meet there the following Sunday afternoon.
 
It was a beautiful, elegant bachelor pad, high up in the building, with a commanding view of the sea and the coastline. The sea sparkled playfully though the open sliding patio doors and the sun shone benevolently onto the patio. The kitchen was state-of-the-art, with all modern conveniences, and the place was designed with summer in mind – white Italian floor tiles, white walls, white lounge furniture, Scandinavian wood fittings.
 
No-one but the police and the ambulance men had been into the flat since Yosef was collected. What we found was shocking. There was broken glass in the bathroom, blood – a lot of it – in the bath, and a trail of dried blood from the bathroom, down the white-tiled corridor and into the lounge. The white couch was thickly crusted with coagulated blood. There was a lot more broken glass in the lounge.
 
And this man died of burn wounds?
 
I stood firm in refusing to proceed with transfer of the property to the estate and in due course, the estate agent sued the seller for his commission, the seller sued the estate for breach of contract, and all the time I waited for someone to come forward as an heir and claim the money in my trust account.
 
I was bothered by Yosef’s statement that he had no family. Only Adam had no family – and that wasn’t for long, either. Everyone else has family somewhere – whether you like them or not. I had to make a decision: either I could spend thousands searching for his family, or I could just sit and wait for them to find me. Thirty years of experience have taught me that where there is money up for grabs, if you just sit tight for long enough, sooner or later, someone will find out about it and will seek you out.
 
I found four Israeli lawyer’s business cards amongst Yosef’s possessions. I called each of them in turn to ask if they were currently his lawyer and whether they had a will for him. Each of them promptly confirmed that they were his personal lawyer and assured me that they had his will. I asked each of them for a certified copy of the will, whereupon I never heard from any of them again.
 
I asked Zev, the only person who knew Yosef in South Africa aside from the estate agent and myself  - but he knew of no family, friends or acquaintances. He believed that Yosef owned a house in a suburb of Tel Aviv, but he had no details about that.
 
All of this took time, and Zev was adamant that I must bypass the South African authorities and remit Yosef’s money to his (Zev’s) lawyer in Tel Aviv. The more I told him that this would be illegal and a criminal offense on several counts, the more he insisted that I should do so. He even implied that I had acted improperly in getting Yosef to sign the contract as he was not of sound mind when he signed. See more of that below. He also called Rabbi Moshe and persuaded him to phone me and make the same request, and I had to explain the law to the Rabbi as well.
 
And then – lo and behold! – about a year after Yosef’s death I received a letter from a fifth lawyer, who purported to represent a nephew who was sole heir to Yosef’s estate. Unlike the others lawyers however, she produced “sealed and certified” copies of a will and supporting documentation, and on the basis of that documentation we were able to finalise Yosef’s estate.
 
Three more interesting fragments of evidence emerged during this time: in 2004, Zev had published his memoirs in a book “Zev the Zulik” – an account of his childhood in Europe through the years of the Second World War, subsequently his life as a young adult in Israel through the Israeli Wars of Independence and his army life in the Six-Day war, and finally the story of his life and business in South Africa. There is a photograph in the book, of Yosef and Zev marching together in a platoon. They had a military friendship of some kind, extending beyond their army years afterwards. Zev gave Yosef a copy of the book and inscribed it for him when meeting him in Cape Town on 4 February 2005.
 
I already knew that the very first call which Yosef made when he landed in South Africa, was to his old friend Zev. But why had he come here at all? Just to say hello to Zev? To die, in a strange land, far from family and friends?
 
I went through the entries in Yosef’s passport: he had certainly never been to South Africa before, but he was in and out of the Taba Crossing between Israel and Egypt, many times, right up to the time immediately before his visit to South Africa. He had also travelled frequently to all points of the compass in Europe and England.
 
There were papers and accounts from City Park Hospital amongst Yosef’s things which showed that almost immediately after his arrival, he was admitted to City Park with a heart attack. He spent a short time there, fought with his doctors and eventually, against their orders, signed a self-discharge and walked out of the hospital. No wonder he was so weak when I met him.
 
It also emerged that Zev had then driven Yosef to Sea Point and introduced him to an estate agent, who showed him the flat which he signed for in my office. Zev was unaware that I had accumulated all this information on how Yosef had come to sign for the flat, including the fact that he had personally driven Yosef to Sea Point and introduced him to an agent for just that purpose.
 
I finalised Yosef’s estate by paying out the nett proceeds of the cash which I held in trust to the Israeli attorney who represented his Israeli estate, and the nephew who was named in Yosef’s will. The process was full of acrimony, since neither the Israeli attorney or Zev understood the need for me to abide by South African law, and I had constantly to fend off accusations of being obstructionist, if not downright motivated by a desire to make a bundle of fees for myself. I think that if they were honest, they would have to admit that they were surprised by how little my fees amounted to in the end!
 
In the background, there was the litigation between the estate agent and the seller, and between the seller and Yosef’s estate. It took from early 2005 to 2007 to resolve all of this.
 
And then, late in 2007, I received a letter from the Magistrate’s office in Cape Town. It was an invitation – not an order – to attend an inquest into the death of one Yosef X. The letter stressed that I could not be coerced to attend, but that I should attend if I felt that I had any information to contribute to the inquest. I resolved not to respond to the letter, and not to attend the inquest. Nothing would be served by it, and no good would come of it, I thought. I forgot about it, and the date of the inquest came and went.
 
But history is not that easily ignored. The day after the inquest, I received a call from Mrs Freitag, the inquest magistrate. She sounded pleasant enough, and explained that she had my name because I was the person who identified the body, and we had quite a lengthy chat about the absurdity of the case. She disclosed that she had precious little information in her inquest file – the police had done an exceptionally poor job of investigating the death.
 
I know what an inquest file ought to look like, what constitutes absolutely basic data for any crime investigation, and what is superfluous. There ought to be immediate, clear and unambiguous answers to the following questions:
Describe the victim
Describe his/her situation
Time and date and place of discovery
Who found the victim?
Positive ID of the victim
Post mortem medical report
Names of police officers first on the scene
Names of ambulance personnel/medical personnel
Statements by the above
… and so on.
 
She had none of this. Her report came from the hospital – because he died there, I guess – but nothing about the point of origin of the trail.
 
I was fascinated. In spite of myself, I needed to know what had happened.
 
So I called the seller. How was Yosef’s plight discovered?
He didn’t know, but gave me the cellphone number of the building supervisor.
The supervisor told me that a maid who had been asked to clean the flat as a once-off job, came to the flat and discovered Yosef bleeding in the lounge. He couldn’t give me contact details for the maid, but told me that she raised the alarm, and he called the security company who covered the block.
 
I called the security company . The call operator remembered the incident, and the name of the patrolman who went to the scene. He gave me the patrolman’s cellphone number.
 
I called the patrolman. He remembered the incident well. He said he did two things: firstly, he called the police. Secondly, it occurred to him that Yosef was Jewish, so he called the CSO.
 
I called the CSO. They, too, remembered the incident, and told me that they immediately passed the call to a Jewish paramedic who works under the CSO in his own rapid response vehicle. He, in fact, got to the flat ahead of the police. They gave me the paramedic’s cellphone number.
 
I called the paramedic. He had quite a detailed recollection of these events. He responded to the CSO’s call, went to the flat, found Yosef badly burned and bleeding, and immediately called a private ambulance to take him to Tygerberg Hospital, which has a famous burns unit and which was probably better equipped to deal with the situation than the closer private hospitals. The paramedic dismissed the trail of blood and the broken glass – perhaps he was so focused on the apparent burn wounds that he didn’t notice or remember these.
 
He made one interesting observation, however: he said Yosef was near hysterical, but conscious, and was clutching a pouch, which he wouldn’t relinquish. In fact, he held on to it so tightly that when the ambulance came, it went onto the stretcher with him, and from there all the way to Tygerberg Hospital.
 
Oh, my G-d, the pouch! I had forgotten all about it in the intervening months!
 
As soon as we terminated the call, without thinking further, I dived out of my chair, scrambled for the safe keys, ran to the estates department, and yanked the safe open.
 
The pouch was gone. Yosef’s whole damn bag of personal possessions was gone. “It can’t be gone!” I said, possibly aloud, to myself. I yanked things out of the safe, tossing them onto the ground, frantically grabbing at things to prove that my eyes were lying to me. But eventually the safe was empty. Nothing remained of Yosef’s possessions. I wasn’t breathing. I was just gulping air. This is an 80-year-old law firm, dammit, and NOTHING ever goes missing here! NOTHING! So where’s that bag?
 
It was late. Everyone had gone home. Our offices are pretty soundproof, so the roar of the traffic outside was just a distant hum. It was still, and very quiet. The chaos in my head subsided. I looked at the mess around me, consciously forced my breathing back to normal, knowing that my pulse would follow, and slowly started tidying up. I was glad no-one had seen my little performance. But it was creepy. Our offices are so secure that I have never given a second thought to being there alone at any hour – but is it possible that someone had got in there, removed this one item from a locked safe, and left, unobserved? G-d knows when they might have done that. It had been two years since the case began, and I had forgotten about that pouch in the interim. It could have happened anytime – unless perhaps someone moved it in tidying the safe, and it was still lying there somewhere in the room, undiscovered, and waiting to yield up its secret. But somehow I doubted it. Eventually I went home.
 
I wrote a little report for the inquest magistrate, but I left out the bits about the pouch. She wrote back to thank me, and that was the last I heard about the inquest. I have no idea what her findings may have been. I really didn’t want to follow it up. I was sick of the whole business.
 
Finally, I thought, this must surely be the end of the story of Yosef.
 
POSTSCRIPT #1
 
But there was a bit more.
 
I attended a funeral at Pinelands cemetery in April 2009. When it was over, my wife wanted to visit her father’s grave – but somehow, we missed the row and ended up wandering about for a while before we got our bearings. In order to speed up the search, we split up and I checked some rows while she checked others.
 
While searching, a name caught my eye on one of the tombstones: it was Yosef. I never paid for a tombstone out of the estate funds, and never had anything to do with the purchase or erection of a stone. Usually, when that happens, the grave is marked with a simple marker and the deceased’s name is painted on an ordinary stone at the gravesite, and computer records are kept of the deceased’s details and the location of the grave. I went back for another look. Incredible. Here was this beautiful tombstone, and this was definitely the grave of my client (known to me more in death than in life), Yosef.
 
Someone, somewhere, cared enough to do this for the man who claimed that he had no family.
 
I have now laid the story of Yosef ben Amy to rest, and I never want to hear more of it. I don’t care who put up that stone. Perhaps it was Zev, but I will not phone him to ask. Perhaps it was the heir in Tel Aviv, but I will not phone that damn quarrelsome lawyer to ask. There are already too many unanswered questions about Yosef. I swear, I am not going to follow yet another trail to nowhere.
 
But if you think you may know something, call me …
 
POSTSCRIPT # 2
 
It is the year 2011. January.
 
I get a call from Magistrate Freitag.
"Do you remember our conversation a few years ago about a gentleman Yosef X"?
I can't believe it! Again?
"Sure"
"You know, we never held that inquest", she says, "we just never had anything to go on. Except your notes."
Me and my big mouth!
"We're going to fly a medical expert down from Pretoria", says she "I need to look into the possible causes of death"
Oh, no …
"Will you be able to make it on 14 February?"
This sounds more like an order than the casual invitation of a few years ago.
"OK …"
"Good. We'll see you then!" – and she hangs up.
 
So off I go to the Cape Town Magistrate's Court at about 9:30 on 14 February. I haven't been into that building in 25 years, but nothing's changed: the usual crowd of ne'er-do-wells and their families in a throng around the metal detector, police shoving people aside and shouting orders, lawyers and prosecutors pushing through the crowd, everything grubby, dust floating in the shafts of sunlight coming through the windows, general chaos and mayhem.
 
Because I'm not carrying a black gown, the police don't believe that I'm a lawyer (I'm a property lawyer, for G-d's sake, and I think standing up on your hind legs in a courtroom is the most ridiculous way to earn a living – I gave my gown to an articled clerk about 20 years ago!) – so I have to go through the public metal detector and I get sent round to another door for that purpose. OK, I'm cool, relax … Then I get shunted up and down staircases, along dusty corridors with rows of hapless souls sitting on benches along the side, awaiting the fate of their battle-scarred loved ones … Eventually directed to a door on the first floor which I have already passed three time.
 
A matronly lady with a friendly face pops out.
"I'm Susan Frietag!" she announces. "Come in!"
This is a court? I ask myself
She has a lovely air-conditioned office, an imitation Persian carpet, and aside from her desk, a large round table, at which sits an elderly gentleman who looks like a retired farmer.
 
"This is Dr X", she announces, and we shake hands.
Dr X leans back in his chair and gives his credentials as if he was telling his grandchildren a fairy story, smiling at us with a benevolent smile. Finally he leans forward and looks me in the eyes.
"I want to tell you. I've examined the records. I am absolutely convinced that Yosef died of extensive burn wounds. No doubt about it. None at all", he says emphatically.
I want to shout out, "but you never saw the body! What about the terrible facial injuries that I saw?"
- but I shut up.
Magistrate Frietag is studying my face.
"Do you accept the doctor's testimony?" she asks.
I take a deep breath. "Yes" I say.
Obviously, they are anxious that I should go on record as having said that I accept the doctor's testimony. Why?
 
Magistrate Freitag makes some notes in her file. I can hear the sound of her air-conditioner (I'm pretty sure no-one else in the building has one). Distant sound of traffic. I can hear the scratching of her pen, it's that quiet.
 
"Right" she says with a bright smile, extending her hand, "we're done!"
 
Obviously, its over. I've attended inquests before. This has been the weirdest inquest I've ever attended. I don't know what to say. I shake the doctor's hand, and excuse myself. The doctor stays behind, and I can hear the voices of the two of them as I leave. I pass the witnesses for next inquest in the passage. Now, THAT looks like a REAL inquest, I think as I walk away.
 
What was that all about?
 
Again, I think to myself, why does an old man come to a strange country, almost with the intention of dying there in anonymity (although probably not as soon as it actually happened)?
Who was Yosef?
What was he up to?
Who put up that tombstone?
Why was the magistrate so keen that I should concede that he died of burn wounds?
Why am I unhappy about that?
-       And what happened to that pouch?
 
It's late. My head is sore. I'm going to bed




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